SOOOOO… FOOD

14 03 2011

So… since I haven’t written much in a while, I decided to do something a bit simple to mark my return to the blogosphere. I’ve decided to list a couple simple recipes that I’ve found work pretty damn well.

Best Mac and Cheese from a Box

Alright, so start by making your regular mac and cheese from whichever brand you choose. I usually by the Harris Teeter store brand of mac and cheese because there’s a Harris Teeter close to where I live right now and it’s still pretty good for a store brand.

Right, now that you’ve cooked your macaroni and strained it out of the water, put it back into the pot from whence it came and lower the heat to medium low (closer to low than medium). Put in about a spoonful of butter (as per the instructions), enough to mentally cover all the macaroni. Next, pour in just enough milk so that if you’re working with a small to medium sized pot you shouldn’t be able to see the milk. If you’re working with a pan… well I don’t know why you’d be working with a pan? SO FIX YOUR MISTAKE. :P

Now, slowly pour in your cheese sauce/powder thing. Do it slowly, don’t just dump all of it at once. You want to coat every layer of macaroni as best you can. This sauce/powder requires enough solvent (in this case, milk) to make it all work. Add a little more milk if you have to. You don’t want clumps of powder… that’d just be nasty.

At this point, add in some salt and pepper if you want. I like the pepper, I think it gives it a little better look, but that’s just me. Make sure you don’t make it too salty. That’d make everything taste awful. If you want some protein, this would be the time to had in cooked ground beef or a can of tuna. Don’t ever put in any vegetables though. That’s just weird. At this point, add in some shredded or grated cheese. You can’t use sliced cheese or a block of cheese. That’s just too little surface area to melt such a great mass. Keep stirring. You should start noticing that the cheese is awesomer (meaning: sort of sticky).

Now, it is safe for consumption. Don’t forget to turn off the heat!

PRO TIP: If you consume coffee, take out half of the volume of milk you would’ve used and substitute it with cream. Trust me, it makes things better.

Awesome Japanese-Style Curry

Stir-fry your meat. I recommend chicken or shrimp. Beef doesn’t work very well because I think stir-frying it just makes it too hard. Set your meat aside.

Now, stir-fry your veggies in a pan. Carrots, celery, broccoli, they’re all sort of good. Ideally you want something that’s pretty stiff uncooked. Tomatoes, for example, would be really bad. Beans too. Don’t do beans. That’s just odd.

To your large (slightly tall) pan of veggies, coat everything with a powder mixture consisting of: Chili powder, cumin, oregano, thyme, salt, pepper, and whatever else sort of spices you want. The important ones here are chili powder and cumin. Chili powder gives you a pretty good spicy kick for very little money, and cumin gives the smell and color you want (smells… cumin-y… color should be some variation of yellow-brown. Add some saffron if you have the money, but it’s not essential. I’ve never used saffron simply because of the cost.

Anyway, back to cooking. Let your veggies cook in the powder for about 30 seconds to a minute. Next, coat it with some flour. You’re not going to want to add too much flour. Cook it in the flour for another 30 seconds to a minute, and then pour in your soup stock so that you just cover your vegetables. I recommend chicken stock. It’s cheaper. You can use broth too. The thickness you want from stock is already present due to the starch in the flour.

Add in your meat.

After about five minutes or so, you should be noticing that the liquid has been thicker. If your liquid portion had already started to clump together, you probably added too much flour. Add more broth, or if you’re cheap, just add water and maybe a little bit salt. You don’t want to add too much and completely throw the reaction over the other side. Find a happy medium.

If you’re going to serve the curry and rice separately, then just let it cook for another 15 to 20 minutes. If you’re like me and you’re going to mix the curry in with the rice anyway, add in the cooked rice after the 5 minute mark and cook the curry for a total of 20 to 25 minutes. Stir a mixture of cold broth and flour in a small bowl with a fork and slowly pour it into your pan so that it just covers the rice.

PRO TIP: Eat this with rice. Obviously it tastes good. Add in your favorite hot sauce if its not spicy enough for you. I recommend Tabasco sauce or Srichacha.





Alcohols and the like

15 09 2010

In recent days, I’ve taken to looking for a decent stock of various liquors to keep around for a small party, rainy day, crappy day, etc.

So far, I’ve decided to get vodka, either a bourbon or some kind of Irish whiskey, Baileys, Kahlua, and… yeah. That’s really all I’ve thought so far. I’m not too high up on beer. Hops don’t really fit my tastes, but I heard that Guinness and some other dark stouts are good. I don’t really like anything that they advertise on TV, except for maybe Dos Equis. I’ve heard that’s pretty good. I’ve heard that Lone Star’s good too, but I think that might only be a microbrew in Austin, Texas. But… yeah, either way, I’m not too high up on beer.

I much prefer stronger liquor, like vodka and bourbon. Stuff you can drink straight. I also like mixed drinks, but that requires a tumbler and some other stuff I don’t have. So far, I’ve only had some of the really cheap vodka like Smirnoff and other bottom-shelf crap. Now that I’ve got my own place, though, I’m thinking of getting some Luksosowa. It’s a Polish potato vodka that’s supposed to have less… irritants or whatever they’re called. Either way, it’s meant to give you less of a hangover.

As for bourbon, I like wheated bourbon. Rye bourbon’s not bad and I certainly like it, but wheated goes down easier for me. I was thinking about getting some Old Fitzgerald. If I don’t get bourbon, I’ll probably end up getting Jameson Irish whiskey. Speaking of Irish alcohol, I was also thinking of getting Guinness so I could make Irish car bombs with Baileys and Kahlua… but I think the fact that they have to import Guinness raises the price, so I might try to find some kind of alternative.

Other stuff I’m not looking at are… basically some coconut rum, some other mixers, and maybe some Smirnoff Ice. But those aren’t that important. Smirnoff Ice is good to keep around. Say what you will, that stuff tastes awesome.

And… yeah. That’s about it really. I swear I haven’t turned into an alky…





Grilled Cheese Sandwiches

6 07 2010

So, I’ve figured out how to make the perfect grilled cheese sandwiches. Basically, you take some cooking oil and put it in pan. Butter a slice of bread on and but it butter-face-down into the pan. Put your choice of cheese (provolone and cheddar are my favorite) into the bread. Finally, butter another slice of bread and put it butter-face-up on the cheese.

Fry the sandwich on high. Flip it over after two or three minutes of sizzling oil. Stop grilling when the oil runs out, otherwise your sandwich will get burned.

And that’s how you make grilled cheese sandwiches.





Oatmeal

26 06 2010

So… yeah, I like oatmeal. I eat oatmeal for breakfast. This is how I make my instant oatmeal.

Basically, I get two of those Quaker instant oatmeal packets. I then added 1 cup of water and some brown sugar. I then put it into the microwave and nuked it for 2 minutes. Once it finished, I took it out and added some milk and brown sugar. YAY OAMEAL.

I’ve also got a hankering for bacon… luckily I bought some bacon. Yay bacon…





Chicken Curry

20 06 2010

Ingredients:

Rice (or substitute with thick noodles)
Vegetable or chicken stock
Curry powder
Chili Powder
Flour
Some boneless, skinless chicken
Green peas (thawed)
Onions
Some baby carrots
Olive oil
Butter

Begin by cutting up the chicken into 1-inch cubes. Heat the olive oil and butter on a skillet. Saute the chicken on medium-high heat until golden-brown. Set aside the chicken on a plate. Saute the onions until soft. Add the baby carrots on the skillet. Scatter the curry powder, chili powder, and flour over the vegetables. Stir around for about thirty seconds and then pour on the vegetable or chicken stock. Only add enough to half-cover the vegetables. Turn the heat down to medium low and let simmer for about five minutes. Add the green peas. Stir occasionally over the next 15 minutes and add more chili, curry, flour, and vegetable stock or until the carrots are soft and the peas are tasty.

Prepare the rice accordingly. Set the noodles/rice on side of the plate and put the curry on the other.

EAT! AND BE HAPPY! TASTINESS!





Cooking

16 06 2010

So, over the past month or so, I’ve learned to cook a bunch of stuff. Last week, I made a stew with beef, potatos, and bok choy. The stew consisted of chicken and low-sodium vegetable stock. At first it looked REALLY, REALLY bad, but then I just stirred in a bunch of Prego and a can of tomato soup and it turned out pretty damn good. I’m not really sure what happened, but the stock just came out looking yellowish and gray and nasty but after adding in the spaghetti sauce, it was awesome. So… yeah, there was that.

I also figured out how to make eggy-in-a-basket. It was the egg and bread thing that “V for Vendetta” that V and Stephen Fry made. Basically, you heat cooking oil and butter or margarine on a flat frying pan on medium-high heat. You take a slice of bread and pinch out a huge (kind of huge) circle out of the slice and the put it on the frying pan. After letting it brown for a bit and crack an egg into the hole in the middle. Once the bottom’s solidified, flip it over. I’ve never managed to not break the yolk because it always seems to get a bit fucked up when I’m flipping it.

I also made fish and chips. I bought some flounder. I dredged the flounder in flour and then fried it up with olive oil and some butter on medium high. I cooked it on one side for 3 to 4 minutes, flipped it over and cooked it for another 3 to 4 minutes before flipping it over again for a bit until it was done. I made the chips by cutting up a couple of potatoes into slices or fries or something (I tried a different thing every time) before cooking it in the left over oil from the fish for a little bit. Then poured everything into a baking pan and baked the potatoes for 20 minutes until they browned. It ate it first with ketchup and a second time with ranch dressing. It was good both ways.

I bought some baby carrots the other day and I think I’m going to retry the stew, this time with carrots instead of bok choy. Yep.





Strange Things I Enjoy Eating

18 07 2009

You know what? I’m just going to talk about different things I enjoy eating, just this once.

Okay, the first thing: Hummus. I really, really like hummus. You think it’ll taste disgusting with it’s weird color and questionable content, but it’s actually quite good. I put it on pita bread and eat with salads and soup. I’m sure there’s something else to put hummus on besides pita bread, but nothing seems right. I’ve never used hummus in anything else besides as a dip for pita bread… like I’ve never added it to anything else. It doesn’t work as a salad additive, put I expect it might work well as a thickener in some kind of sauce.

I also like shark fin soup. I’ve only had it once, and I’ve forgotten what it tastes like, but I really liked it. It was expensive and full of win. Shark-y, shark-y win. Yep. Swordfish is good too. It’s a delicious, expensive, mercury-filled fish that goes well with… I dunno, some kind of garnish. I’m not very good with cooking expensive stuff because I have no experience with it. I hope to have enough excess cash to burn so that I can buy some kind of ridiculously expensive food one day to experiment with or something.

I like spicy salsa, jalapeno peppers in my sub sandwiches, and Tabasco sauce on my omelette. The dining hall at university serves omelettes until about 10 AM. After my morning classes, I’ll stop by to grab breakfast, which usually consists of an egg-white omelette (with cheese, tomatoes, green peppers, and roasted mushrooms) with white gravy and Tabasco sauce. It looks disgusting and messy, but it’s SOOO good. And I think it’s healthy… except for the gravy.

Incidentally, did you know that some people in the South refer to stuffing (you know… like in Thanksgiving turkey) as “dressing”? It just sounds so weird to me… oh well.

Lessee… I also like sushi. I tried to make my own sushi, but I failed miserably… so that’s not fun. I like sushi with avocado in it… not really sure why, but I like the taste and texture. I also really like guacamole. There’s a restaurant just off campus called “Bandidos” that sells some really good Mexican food at pretty cheap prices. The presentation’s not all that great, but the food is so tasty and there’s a lot of it. You can get a decent dinner for under $10, and if you don’t finish it, you can just bring it back for leftovers for another meal.

There’s also a place that sells bubble tea just off-campus. I can buy a tall thing of some kind of chilled, fruity drink with the tapioca pearls in bubble tea for about $4.25, which is a bit expensive, but it’s still cheaper than Starbucks. Which is nice.

Hmmmm… that’s all I can think of for now. Oh yeah, I’m thinking of buying a pack of cigarettes to smoke. I dunno if I’ll like it, or if I’ll even follow through with it. I mean, I’m 18, so I can legally do it… *shrugs* I’d prefer weed though… hahaha…





Letters from Iwo Jima, Harold and Kumar

30 06 2009

I watched “Letters from Iwo Jima” on Sunday, and I think it’s my new favorite war movie, not because it’s particularly kickass (the main character, played by Arashi’s Ninomiya Kazunari, never even fires his gun) but because it displays the brutality of war and the absurdity of suicide. So… yeah.

Anyways, on a separate note, I also watched “Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle” sometime last week. I feel like I’ll probably have some sort of night like that. I probably won’t be flying in a hang glider or something down to White Castle, but I could see myself making a long trip to Cook-Out or something like that. It’d be fun! YAY! I’m watching “Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay” right now, and I think unicorns are awesome.

I’m looking forward to getting some White Castle microwavable burgers in my stomach on a late night while I’m studying. I’ll have to find a microwave though…





Bibimbap and Cooking

20 04 2009

This looks sooooo tasty…

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bibimbap

So… yeah, I think I’m going to make that. TASTINESS.








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