Meh I wish I was a vampire. It’d be kickass! Not one of those bitchy sparkly vampires though, I’m talking about “meh, I don’t really give a fuck” vampires like Angel or something. I’d still like some level of conscience though… and I wouldn’t like to be along. Yep. I wouldn’t need a lot of people. Just 1. Maybe 2. I want to experience the world through my own eyes. And sure I guess I wouldn’t really see the sun all that much, but the sun’s overrated. Plus, you get to leap tall buildings and shit! Who wouldn’t want to be super vampire badass.
So for the next couple posts or so, it’s just going to be about my hypothetical life as a vampire. Just because I can. Meh.
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This post is really quite pointless. BUT WHATEVS.
have you been secretly reading twilight?
Haha!! Who’s the one person?